December 2010
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the artful dodger
Today, I learned I would be a great pickpocket.
It was my work Christmas party and white elephant gift exchange. There was a Arnold Schwarzenegger “Pumping Iron” DVD in the mix and my heart immediately bonded to it.
And everyone else felt the same way… so it was promptly stolen. (Stolen back, I should say… ) My heart died a little.
I tried to get over it. I...
Notes I Find Written On My Phone... AKA Marcos Is...
Marcos is currently quoting Dinosaurs and yelling “Not the mama! Gotta love the baby!” and poking my face to count my freckles. “I wonder if I push them in a certain pattern, they’ll open up into a secret world…”
Op, now he’s talking about Whitney Houston. My brain can’t keep up with his craziness.
About five minutes ago I found this little...
